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Ted Freeman, a high-achieving seventh-grader, fears that any mistake could ruin his meticulously planned future. When he receives his first failing grade on a crucial test, he enlists the help of his mischievous friend Josh to break into school and steal the test. However, they face a formidable challenge from the school’s advanced security system and the determined campus secu...。约翰·R·莱昂耐迪执导，故事讲述生活灰暗不堪的17岁少女(乔伊·金饰)偶得可以实现7个愿望的神秘盒子，然而女孩每一次许愿都引发了可怕的后果。该片目前在多伦多展开拍摄，预计明年上映。。故事由一块在厕所里发现的价值不菲的翡翠而起。 重庆某濒临倒闭的工艺品厂在推翻旧厂房时发现了一块价值连城的翡翠，为经济效益特此搞了一个展览，希望卖出天价以改善几个月发不出工资的局面。不料国际大盗麦克与本地以道哥为首的小偷三人帮都盯上了翡翠，通过各自不同的“专业技能”一步步向翡翠逼近。他们在相互拆台的同时，又要共同面对工艺品厂保卫科长包世宏这一最大的障碍。在经过一系列明争暗斗的较量及真假翡翠的交换之后，两拨贼被彻底的黑色幽默了一把。。